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AMAZON WOMEN IN THE MOOD
Secreted by the Comedy Bee |
03ACV01
S03E05 |

After Zapp realized that Kif fell in love for Amy, and that she knew Leela, Zapp asked for a double date that
Leela accepted just because Amy was interested in Kif. Zapp takes control of a restaurant that ended in a planet
ruled by the Amazon Women. Fry and Bender go rescue them but they were captured like the others. The Amazons
leader was a femputer that decided the death of the men by Snu Snu. While Amy trid to save Kif, Bender
discovered that the femputer was just a fembot and he convinced her to release Fry, Zapp and kif.
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QUOTE:
Amazon 1: Women go free. Men stay in chains
Amazon 2: We take them to our leader... she know what do!
Fry: (mocking sound) A female leader...
Leela: Fry, shut up!
Fry: Yes captain
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: February 4, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Lewis Morton
DIRECTED BY: Brian Sheesley
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PARASITES LOST
IF NOT ENTERTAINING WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN |
03ACV02
S03E04 |

After Fry ate a filthy egg salad sandwich, some intelligent parasites set up in his body. Fry started to behave
smarter and he was stronger. All the crew but Leela when inside Fry like minirobots to expel the
parasites but Leela started to fell in love for the new Fry and she destroyed the crew minirobots. Fry realized
that Leela loved him because of the parasites and he decided to expel them by himself, the parasites abandoned
his body but then Leela stopped feeling the same for him.
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Bender: Yo, old guy! Why do we have to use those tiny microdroids. Can't you just shrink us?
Proffesor: Oh my! No. That would require extremely tiny atoms, and have you priced those lately?
I'm not made of money. Leave me alone!
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: January 21, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Eric Kaplan
DIRECTED BY: Peter Avanzino
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A TALE OF TWO SANTAS
THIS EPISODE PERFORMED ENTIRELY BY SOCK PUPPETS |
03ACV03
S04E02 |

With Xmas approaching the Planet Express crew made a delivery to Neptune. They captured Santa in some ice and
Fry decided to have a 20th Century Christmas. Bender assumes the Santa's role but he is captured and sentenced
to death. Fry and Leela went to Neptune to help Bender but Santabot attacked them. They escaped but without
knowing that the Santabot was going to the Earth with them. Bender was saveb by Santabot and became his helper
for this Xmas.
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Leela: Remember Professor... Bender is Santa. So we don't need to hurt him right?
Professor: Yes yes yes, you sound like a broken mp3!
(Bender enters thru the chimney)
Bender: Ho ho! (then the Professor shoots Bender) Ow!
Leela: Professor!! Don't you remember what I told you?
Professor: Nooo!! (and he shoots again)
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: December 23, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Bill Odenkirk
DIRECTED BY: Ron Hughart
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THE LUCK OF THE FRYRISH
BROADCAST SIMULTANEOUSLY ONE YEAR IN FUTURE |
03ACV04
S03E10 |

Fry was having only bad luck, so he and the crew went to the ruins of NY to find his 7 leaf clover that
he hid from his brother Yancy in the past, so he couldn't have it. Fry searched the clover but since it wasn't
there, Fry thought that his brother stole it and not only that but also his name, dreams and life. Fry decided
to take the clover from his brother grave but right there, he found out that it was actually his Yancy's son,
his nephew.
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QUOTE:
Bender: Who is that God-like figure?
Fry: It's my brother Yancy! And there in his lapel... my seven-leaf clover! I knew he stole it
Leela: Hold the phone. If that's Yancy then why does the inscription read Philip J. Fry?
Fry: Wait a second? That's my name! Good Lord. He ditched his goofy name and stole mine!
Bender: Apparently this brave adonis, this cadillac of men, was the first person on Mars
Fry: First person on Mars? I should have been the first person on Mars! He stole my clover, he
stole my name and he stole my life! (punches the statue) And now he broke my hand
Bender: His legend lives on
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: March 11, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Ron Weiner
DIRECTED BY: Chris Louden
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THE BIRDBOT OF ICE-CATRAZ
Now With Chucklein |
03ACV05
S03E09 |

The crew has to tow an oil tanker but since it's going near to the Pluto natural reserve, Leela goes to protest
instead of deliver the tanker. Bender became the captain but he crashed the ship and soiled all the reserve.
Bender is condemned to clean the penguins of the reserve but he escapes and literally converts into a penguin.
There was an overpopulation of penguins because of the oil and Penguins Unlimited decided to kill a lot of them.
Leela found Bender and since the penguins started to attack everyone they were saved by Fry and with not Dr.
Zoidberg.
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Professor: Well Fry, or should I say captain Fry... no I shouldn't because Bender is the new captain
Fry: Bender!
Professor: That's right. Been a captain is about intuition and heart, a good captain can't have either
one. That's why the cold and logical Bender it's perfect for the job.
Bender: Well, I do think that human life is expendable.
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: March 4, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Dan Vebber
DIRECTED BY: James Purdum
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BENDLESS LOVE
TORN FROM TOMORROW'S HEADLINES |
03ACV06
S03E06 |

After the ship crashed 'cause of a sabotaged L-unit. The crew found out that a lot of stuff was bended, including
the Professor. Since Bender was guilty of all this, he went to satiate his bending lust in a bending
factory where he met a sexy fembot named Angeline and Flexo, her ex-husband. Bender and Angeline fell in love
but Bender later saw her with Flexo. Bender made a plan, dress like Flexo to see if Angeline still felt
something. The robot mafia was mad because that "Flexo" was expending a lot of money and they tried to kill him
with a unbendable gird that Bender bend and saved Flexo.
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(After all the crew saw the sabotaged L-unit of the Planet Express ship)
Fry: That doesn't look like and L at all... unless you count lower cases
Bender: You know we don't! (and slaps Fry's face)
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: February 11, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Eric Horsted
DIRECTED BY: Swinton O. Scott Iii
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THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STUPID
80% Entertainment By Volume |
03ACV07
S03E07 |

When a race of giant brains attack the Earth and made every single person stupider, Leela's pet, Nibbler, saved
her and went to the planet Eternium were she found out that Nibbler's race was actually the oldest civilization
of the universe. They sent Leela back to contact Fry, because he was the only person immune to the brains
telepathic attacks. Fry defeated the biggest brain and made the brains leave the planet for no reason.
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QUOTE:
(With Fry trying to think and hurt the biggest brain)
Fry: Hey, thinking hurts him. Maybe I can think of a way to use that. Aha! Prepare to be thought at! Leela,
give me a topic
Leela: Duuh...
Fry: Seriously, I can't think of anything!
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: February 18, 2001
WRITTEN BY: David X. Cohen & Jeff Westbrook
DIRECTED BY: Mark Ervin
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THAT'S LOBSTERTAINMENT!
DECIPHERED FROM CROP CIRCLES |
03ACV08
S03E08 |

Zoidberg biggest dream was to become a comedian. He called his uncle, Silent hologram star Harold Zoid.
Harold convinced Zoidberg to make a new movie and with the help of Bender, that convinced Calculon to fund and
be the protagonist of the movie promise him that he'd win an Oscar. In the Oscars ceremony, while Fry and Leela
were stuck in a tar pit with the starship, Zoidberg decided to give the award to his uncle, that later gave it to
Calculon because this last one was going to kill him.
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QUOTE:
Calculon: 400 categories and not a single nomination for me
Zoidberg: But you won this Golden Globe
Calculon: Piffle! That's the Emmy of movie awards! I told you I want an Oscar!!
Bender: Then maybe you should act better
Calculon: The Oscar isn't about acting. It's about earning the respect and admiration of the creative
comunity
Zoidberg: How about we rig the awards!
Calculon: That's fine too
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: February 25, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Patric M. Verrone
DIRECTED BY: Bret Haaland
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THE CYBER HOUSE RULES
PLEASE RISE FOR THE FUTURAMA THEME SONG |
03ACV09
S03E11 |

Leela goes to her old orphanarium and she involves with an old partner, Adelai, that is now a plastic surgeon.
He offers her to have two eyes and she accepted. Bender decides to adopt twelve kids to cash the government
stipend for each one. Leela and Adelai were going out but when they decided to adopt a kid and Adelai didn't
want to adopt a girl with a third hear, Leela dumped him but not before he left her with one eye again.
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Bender: Sons, daughters, meet uncle Fry
Fry: Hey, why are those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to your ass?
Bender: No! it's called parenting. Come on dumpings! We've got twelve government stipends to collect
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: April 1, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Lewis Morton
DIRECTED BY: Susan Dietter
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WHERE THE BUGGALO ROAM
KRAFTED WITH LUV - By Monsters |
03ACV10
S04E06 |

The crew goes to the Wong ranch in the Mars picnic day. Amy introduces Kif to her parents but they didn't like
him. When the buggalos were stolen in a sandstorm, Kif tried to prove his manliness. They discovered that the
rustlers were really the native martians. They kidnaped Amy instead of the buggalos. Leo and Inez Wong called
Zapp Brannigan to negotiate with the martians, but they almost killed Amy with a tornado. Kif saved her flying
a buggalo and the martians were impressed. Kif had to smoke peace pipe but he coughed and the martians tried
crush him with a giant diamond. Realizing the prize of the diamond they decided to buy a new planet.
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Kif: OK, the dynamite's in place
Amy: Are you sure there's no other way to get the buggalo out?
Leela: Not unless your parents have thousands of helicopters at their disposal
Amy: Well, actually...
Bender: Too late, this is more fun!
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: March 3, 2002
WRITTEN BY: J. Stewart Burns
DIRECTED BY: Susan Dietter
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INSANE IN THE MAINFRAME
Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke |
03ACV11
S03E12 |

Fry and Bender are sentenced to a Robot Insane Asylum. They were accused of Bank robbery, because if either of
them testified against a robot named Roberto, the real thief, he will kill them. Inside the Asylum, while Bender
had some fun, Fry was treated like any robot, so he later believed that he was actually one. Not enough with
that, his new roommate results to be Roberto. They escaped and later Roberto tried to hurt the Planet Express but
Fry tried to defend them, even when he wasn't a real robot.
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QUOTE:
Bender: Oh, someone had a busy day
Fry: My roommate exploded! You've got to help me Bender. How can I prove I'm human?
Bender: You could drop death. That'd show 'em!
Fry: I don't wanna!!
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: April 8, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Bill Odenkirk
DIRECTED BY: Peter Avanzino
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THE ROUTE OF ALL EVIL
Disclaimer: Any Resemblance to actual Robots would be really cool |
03ACV12
S05E03 |

When Cubert and Dwight were suspended of boarding school, they sent the Planet Express crew to a fake delivery.
The Professor and Hermes punished them by making them to get a job. The started their own delivery company and
made more money than Planet Express. Later, they took control of Planet Express and hired Fry, Leela, and Bender,
that were making illegal beer inside Bender. Everything was screwed up when they couldn't handle so many
deliveries, but then, the Professor and Hermes helped them.
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QUOTE:
Bender: We're making beer! I'm the brewery
Dwight: I heard alcohol makes you stupid
Fry: No I'm...doesn't
Leela: Actually Dwight you're right. Alcohol is very very bad... for children. But once you turn 21
it becomes very very good. So scram!
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: December 8, 2002
WRITTEN BY: Dan Vebber
DIRECTED BY: Brian Sheesley
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BENDIN' IN THE WIND
FEDERAL LAW PROHIBITS CHANGING THE CHANNEL |
03ACV13
S03E13 |

After Fry and Bender found an old VW van, Bender's gets paralyzed but to cheer him up, Beck's head invited him
to join his tour. Bender accepted to go and the crew follow them in the old VW van. He became a real inspiration
for the damaged robots but in a charity concert in San Francisco, Bender realized that he wasn't really
paralyzed...
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QUOTE:
Fry: Hey, mister! Mind if I take this old van?
Sal: Sure. You wanna dump the corpses out of theres, it's yourses!
Fry: Yeah yeah! I've gotten used cars before
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: April 22, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Eric Horsted
DIRECTED BY: Ron Hughart
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TIME KEEPS ON SLIPPIN'
FOR PROPER VIEWING TAKE RED PILL NOW |
03ACV14
S03E14 |

The Harlem Globetrotters challenged Earth to play a Basketball match. The Professor created a team of Mutant
Humans players with the help of time particles called chronitons from the Tempus Nebula. In the middle of the
game time jumped mysteriously because of the chronitons extraction. They tried to stop the time with the help
of Globetrotter Bubblegum Tate, but it didn't work. Fry, not knowing how because the time jumped, won Leela's
heart. An implosion in the Tempus Nebula stopped time skipping but it was to late when Fry found out what he
did to conquer Leela.
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QUOTE:
Fry: Pssst, Leela! I've set up a timeproof shelter in the closet. There's only room for two, and
you're the one I wanna share with
Leela: Aww! That's so sweet, let me see...
(A room with a bed, candles and some hippie stuff)
Leela: How exactly will this protect us from time jumps?
Fry: Because when we're together in here baby, time will stand still!
(Time slips and Fry appears with a black eye)
Fry: Ouu!
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: May 6, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Ken Keeler
DIRECTED BY: Chris Loudon
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I DATED A ROBOT
No Humans were probed in the Making of this Episode |
03ACV15
S03E15 |

The crew decided to take Fry to do everything that he wanted to do. One of those things was to date a celebrity.
He downloaded a copy of Lucy Liu in a blank Robot. Since Fry was expending to much time with a robot, Leela,
Bender and Zoidberg went to Nappster.com and they saved Lucy Liu's head because people was making illegal copies
of her. The nerds owners of the company attacked them with an horde of assassins an sexy Liubots. The crew ran
to a Cinema and found Fry with his copy of Lucy Liu. After a Popcorn attack the robots were destroyed in a fire.
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QUOTE:
Fry: You're cute!
Liubot: You're cute!
Fry: You!
Liubot: You!
Fry: You!
Liubot: You!
Fry: You!
(...the crew watching horrified...)
Professor: Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot. Well, that's love for you
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: May 13, 0200
WRITTEN BY: Eric Kaplan
DIRECTED BY: James Purdum
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A LEELA OF HER OWN
SCRATCH HERE TO REVEAL PRIZE |
03ACV16
S04E10 |

Leela is signed to the NNY Mets after her awful playing. He became the first female major league blernsball
player. She thought she was a big inspiration for all women, but later she realized that she was really the
worst blernsball player ever. With the help of Aaron Jr, the worst blernsball player, she imporved her
game until Jackie Anderson, of the NNYU blernsball team made a home run and ended her career.
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QUOTE:
Leela: Ta-da! The first woman ever to play major league blernsball. How do I look?
Hermes: Like a sexy Yogi Berra!
Professor: Why is your number seven-eight's?
Leela: All the whole numbers have been retired
Fry: Wow, I must say I'm impressed. You look just like a ball player. Can I pat you on the butt?
Leela: Fry, I'm a professional athlete! So go ahead
Fry: Ohh, now I'm too nervous
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: April 7, 2002
WRITTEN BY: Patric M. Verrone
DIRECTED BY: Swinton O. Scott Iii
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A PHARAOH TO REMEMBER
PSST... BIG PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AFTER THE SHOW! |
03ACV17
S04E07 |

Bender was worried because nobody will remember when he die. After a surprise funeral that wasn't enough for
him, the crew deliveries a giant stone to a Egyptian planet. They ended as slaves, and since Bender liked the
way they remembered the pharaohs, he changed the Wall Of Prophecy and became the new one. He made the slaves
build a giant statue, that when it was finished decided to tear it down because it was to big. The sorcerers
dumped Bender, Fry and Leela alive into the grave of the statue. they escaped but the statue was destroyed.
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Leela: Oh right! How selfish of me. We'll just stay here forever. Hey Fry, remember that robot
"Bender"?
Fry: Bend...er? Doesn't ring a bell. Did you hear something Leela?
Leela: No, but I bet it wasn't someone who was good at stealing
Bender: Stop it stop it! It's not right! You've crossed a line!
Fry: Hey Leela you know who I remember...?
Bender: Oh please, let it be me!
Fry: That guy who used to bend things. You know...?
Bender: Me, please!
Fry: ...Hermes
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: March 10, 2002
WRITTEN BY: Ron Weiner
DIRECTED BY: Mark Ervin
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ANTHOLOGY OF INTEREST II
Hey TiVo! Suggest This! |
03ACV18
S04E03 |

The Professor repairs the "What if Machine" with three new alternative histories. In the first one, Bender
became human and started to party and eat all the time. He became so fat that he died in the Nobel Awards.
In the second life was like a video game that ended with the invasion of some aliens with a lot of resemblance
to the Atari and Nintendo games. The third is a dream of Leela finding her home, resemblance of "The Wizard of
Oz" and Leela ends as the Bad Witch that died thanks to Zoidberg.
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Professor: Care to say a few words Bender?
Fry: He's dead!
Wernstrum: When did he die?
Professor: About 12 hours ago when the party started
Wernstrum: But he just said "Woo"
Professor: No. That was air escaping from the folds of his fat (He pushes Bender's fat and a
"Woo" sounds)
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: January 1, 1970
WRITTEN BY: Lewis Morton | David X. Cohen | Jason Gorbett & Scott Kirby
DIRECTED BY: Bret Haaland
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ROSWELL THAT ENDS WELL
FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY EXCEPT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA |
03ACV19
S04E01 |

The Planet Express Ships is throw back in time with Fry, Leela, Bender, The Professor and Zoidberg. They appeared
at 1947, in a town called Roswell. While Zoidberg is captured by the US Army along with Bender's body, Fry tries
to rescue them but he met his grandfather Enos, that Fry killed when he was supposed to save him. Fry confused
because he was supposed to be death, comforts Enos future wife and Fry's Grandma, having sex with her. The crew
then stole a Microwave Antenna to go back into the future with Zoidberg and Bender.
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Professor: Start the ship Leela. Let's just steal the damned radar dish and get back to our
own time!
Fry: But...but won't that change history?
Professor: Oh a lesson in not changing history from Mr I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out
of here already! Screw history!
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: December 9, 2001
WRITTEN BY: J. Stewart Burns
DIRECTED BY: Rich Moore
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GODFELLAS
PLEASE TURN OFF ALL CELL PHONES AND TRICORDERS |
03ACV20
S04E08 |

During a space pirates attack, Leela launches Bender from a torpedo tube when the ship was going at top speed when
she launch it. Bender was lost in the space, but when he hit an asteroid a civilization grew on his body, and
he became a god. Unfortunately he made his work badly and all the civilization died. Meanwhile, Fry, with Leela's
help, decided to find Bender. They went to a telescope in the Himalayas to find him with no results. Bender
ended meeting an binary entity that was God. He made Bender think a lot and sent him back to the Earth. |
QUOTE:
Bender: So, do you know what I'm gonna do before I do it?
God: Yes
Bender: What if I do something different?
God: Then I don't know that
Bender: Cool cool! I bet a lot of people pray to you huh?
God: Yes, but there are so many asking so much. After a while you just sorta tune it out
Bender: Y'know, I was God once
God: Yes I saw. You were doing well until everyone died
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: March 17, 2002
WRITTEN BY: Ken Keeler
DIRECTED BY: Susan Dietter
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FUTURESTOCK
LOVE IT OR SHOVE IT |
03ACV21
S04E09 |

Fry met an 80's businessman skipping the Planet Express shareholders meeting. Back in the meeting that guy
is named the new Planet Express CEO with Fry's total support. That guy decided compete with Mom's delivery
company and named Fry, vice chairman of the company. Then, that Guy decided to fire everyone and sell the
company to Mom. In the sell, that guy had the 51% of the stocks but he died of boneitis. Fry granted the
company control and stopped the sell.
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Hattie: Enough talk. It's time for action. I move that everyone come to my apartment to
snuggle my cat
Scruffy: Second
Professor: I move that your cat stinks and is ugly
Scruffy: Second
Hattie: I move that we vote on a new Chief Executive Officer and oust this old creep. And
also that make cat smells good and is pretty
(Scruffy thinks)
Scruffy: Second
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: March 31, 2002
WRITTEN BY: Aaron Ehasz
DIRECTED BY: Brian Sheesley
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THE 30% IRON CHEF
IF ACCIDENTALLY WATCHED, INDUCE VOMITING |
03ACV22
S04E11 |

Bender decided to be a professional chef but the Planet Express crew reject him. He asked for help to Elzar,
but he refused. Then he ended in a planet with space hobos and he met Helmut Spragle, the world's greatest chef.
Bender was trained to be a chef and when Spragle died because Bender's food, he gave him a vial with "the pure
essence of flavor". Back on the Earth Bender challenged Elzar to the Iron Cook contest and won because he used
the vial, that was ordinary water with a few spoonfuls of LSD.
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QUOTE:
Bender: And that's how I defeated Elzar, thanks to Spargle's magic liquid
Leela: Yes, we were there. And we just finished watching it on TV
Professor: Hmm. Let me see that vial Bender. (..he analize the liquid..) Good Lord! According to
the spectrolizer, Spargle's magic ingredient was...water, ordinary water!
Hermes: No!
Fry: Ah, so the real gift Spargle gave you was confidence. The confidence to be your best
Professor: Yes, ordinary water. Laced with nothing more than a few spoonfuls of LSD
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: April 14, 2002
WRITTEN BY: Jeff Westbrook
DIRECTED BY: Ron Hughart
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