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I SECOND THAT EMOTION
MADE FROM MEAT BY-PRODUCTS |
02ACV01
S02E05 |
[FRAMEGRABS]
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Bender flush out Leela's pet, Nibbler, in the toilet because he ate a birthday cake that Bender cooked.
Since Leela is very sad, the Professor decided to install an empathy chip to Bender so he could feel
Leela's emotions. Because of that, Bender flushes out himself to
find Nibbler. Fry and Leela went the the Mutants world to save him. They found Bender, and met the Mutants, but
they are warned of a monster called El Chupanibre. Bender tried to defend them from that monster but since Leela
was scared, Bender was too. Then they made Leela forget about Nibbler and Bender flushed out the monster of
the sewer.
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QUOTE:
Bender: (affected with the empathy chip) Now I'm worried that I'm not as smart as Leela, but at the
same time I feel relieved that I'm cuter than her
Amy: Uhhh, that's me!
Fry: (whispering to Amy) Thanks for covering...
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: November 21, 1999
WRITTEN BY: Patric M. Verrone
DIRECTED BY: Mark Ervin
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BRANNIGAN BEGIN AGAIN
NOT Y3K COMPILANT |
02ACV02
S02E06 |
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The crew delivers the ceremony scissors to Zapp. He was going to inaugurate the new Multimillionaire DOOP
Headquarters but he instead blew it up because he decided to use the ship's laser instead of the scissors. He and
Kif are now unemployed but they are hired by the Professor. Zapp used Fry and Bender to sabotage Leela and
take control of the ship. Then he decided to crash the ship with the Neutral Planet. Fry and Bender asked Leela
for help and she accepted with but with the condition of take her orders. Leela helped Zapp in a judge with his
stupid story to get ride of him. Later Zapp and Kif were reassigned to the DOOP army.
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QUOTE:
Professor: I'd like everyone to meet our new employees. Uh... witch ones are new? (to Hermes)
Hermes: The green dude and the fat man
Professor: I could swear I've never seen that robot before either...
Bender: I'm Bender. You know, the lovable rascal
Professor: Oh, yes yes, my good friend of course... (then he shrugs to Hermes). Anyway, whoever you
all are, I have good news! You'll be making a delivery to Stumbos 4, a planet with such high gravity you'll
most likely be crushed under the weight if your own hair!!... Enjoy
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: November 21, 1999
WRITTEN BY: Patric M. Verrone
DIRECTED BY: Mark Ervin
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A HEAD IN THE POLLS
FROM THE MAKERS OF FUTURAMA |
02ACV03
S02E07 |
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Titanium prices went to the air because a titanium mine collapsed. Since Bender was made 40% of titanium he sold
his body and got a lot of cash. Later he realized that he missed his body and tried to buy it again but it was
sold recently. The president elections were near and surprise, Richard Nixon's head appeared as a third
candidate with Bender's body. Fry, Leela and Bender recovered the body and stopped Nixon to be president
again, but Nixon won the elections anyway.
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QUOTE:
Clinton's Head: (to Leela) Hey, sugar cookie! You know, legally, nothing I can do counts as sex anymore
Ford's Head: I apologize for that rudeness ma'am. He gets this way around meaty-looking women
Fry: (to Clinton's Head) Hey, I remember you. I was going to vote for you one time, but voting wasn't
cool, so I stayed at home alone and got trashed on listerine
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: December 12, 1999
WRITTEN BY: J. Stewart Burns
DIRECTED BY: Bret Haaland
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XMAS STORY
Based on a True Story |
02ACV04
S02E08 |
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Fry wanted to celebrate christmas as he remembered but the Professor told him that the Xmas spirit was gone, just
like pine trees. The reason was that Santa was now a robot built by Mom's Friendly Robot Company that terrorized
all the world on Xmas Eve. The crew decided to have a 20th Century christmas to cheer up Fry, that decided to
but a present for Leela on Xmas Eve, and he was in danger. Meanwhile Bender went to a homeless robot shelter to
get free liquor, Leela went to find him and saved him from that evil Santabot.
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QUOTE:
Zoidberg: (to Hermes) You? A bobsledder? That I'd like to see
Hermes: Listen ya filthy crab! A hundred years ago, there was a legendary team of Jamaican bobsledders
Fry Yep, I remember. They came last in every Olympics, and then retired to promote alcoholic beverages
Hermes: A true inspiration to the children!
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: December 19, 1999
WRITTEN BY: David X. Cohen
DIRECTED BY: Peter Avanzino
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WHY MUST I BE A CRUSTACEAN IN LOVE
From the Network that brought you "The Simpsons" |
02ACV05
S02E09 |
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Dr. Zoidberg start to behave very aggressive since all the crew went to a Gym. Professor Farnsworth determined
that he was in his mating season. The crew goes to Zoidberg's planet, Decapod 10, in order to satiate his sexual
anxieties. Zoidberg had to attract a female of his species but he was rejected by every one of them. Fry helps
Zoidberg make him ask for a date to one female decapodian named Edna. When she found out that all the flattering
really came from Fry, she fell in love with him. Zoidberg, angry, challenges Fry to a fight to the death, a
decapodian tradition called Claw-Plaque.
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QUOTE:
Leela: Why is Zoidberg the only one still alone?
Bender: 'Cause he's a loser! that's why! He's the lobster equivalent of Fry
Fry: Hey! I can get any girl I want, anytime I want. I'm just too busy (he twirls a yo-yo that ends
tangled and he tries to untangle it)
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: February 6, 2000
WRITTEN BY: Eric Kaplan
DIRECTED BY: Brian Sheesley
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LESSER OF TWO EVILS
THE SHOW THAT WACHES BACK |
02ACV06
S02E11 |

Fry crashed a robot named Flexo in a 20th Century exposition, that looks exactly like Bender, except for his
beard. He is hired as extra security to transport a weird tiara to the Miss Universe contest. When they arrive
the tiara inside the safe was gone. Everyone believed that Flexo stole it and they started to search him. Bender
found him and they start to fight, but the real thief was Bender. The police, confused, arrested Flexo
instead of Bender.
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QUOTE:
Bender: Hubba hubba, she is built! In Mexico I believe
Flexo: An that ain't silicone, it's tungsten, and plenty of it!
Fry: Uh yeah, look at that exhaust fan!
Bender: Pervert!
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: February 20, 2000
WRITTEN BY: Ken Keeler
DIRECTED BY: Chris Suave
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PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER
Not Based on the Novel by James Fenimore Cooper |
02ACV07
S02E10 |

Amy goes with Fry and Leela to buy a new car. Later, Fry goes with Amy to Mercury but they get out of fuel.
In the way back, they decided to have sex and started a relation. Fry wanted to dump her because Amy was taking
the relation to serious. They go to another trip but this time with Zoidberg, that crashes the car. Fry's body
was very injured so Zoidberg saved his life attaching his head to Amy's shoulder. Near to Valentine's day,
Bender opens an office to find people a couple for that day.
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QUOTE:
Bender: Congratulations Fry, you snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other
characteristics
Leela: Bender, Romance is not about money!
Bender: Oh, so it's just coincidence that Zoidberg here is desperately poor and miserably
lonely?... Please!
Leela: For your information, it's because he's hideous
(Then Zoidberg sigh)
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: February 13, 2000
WRITTEN BY: Ken Keeler
DIRECTED BY: Chris Louden
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RAGING BENDER
Nominated for Three Glemmys |
02ACV08
S02E12 |

Bender accidentally knocked a Wrestling robot at a Cinema and is converted in the new attraction of the
Ultimate Robot Fighting League. Bender won a lot of fights but then the manager and the other fighters decided
that Bender had to loose the next fight, including the use of a pink tutu with "The Gender Bender" text on it.
Leela trains Bender but she founds out that the opponent was controlled by her old kung-fu master when
she was a teenager. She kicked his master's ass and Bender won the fight.
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QUOTE:
Leela: Bender, you're hours late! You can give up on your training now after both of us worked so
hard
Bender: What do you mean "we"?
Leela: I said "us"
Bender: Hey! Bender the Offender doesn't need you! Bender the Offender doesn't need anybody!
Fembot: What about us, Mister the Offender?
Bender: Well, obviously I need floozies
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: February 27, 2000
WRITTEN BY: Lewis Morton
DIRECTED BY: Ron Hughart
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A BICYCLOPS BUILT FOR TWO
This Episode has been modified to fit your Primitive Screen |
02ACV09
S02E13 |

Fry goes for the first time to the Internet in the 30th Century. When the crew playing a shooting game called
Death Factory III, Leela suddenly stumbled with a male cyclops, but Fry killed him in the game. Fortunately
Alkazar, the cyclops, e-mailed Leela and invited her to visit their homeworld. All the crew goes there and
Alkazar sleeps with Leela and convinced her to save their species by marry him. Then Fry decided to explore the
forbidden valley of the planet. In the wedding, when Leela was about to accept, Fry save her by unveiling that
Alkazar was just a polymorph that assumed Leela's physical characteristics and six more.
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QUOTE:
Nerd 1: Hello? Are there any girls in this room at all?
Nerd 2: Yeah, bring on the hot chicks 'cause I'm a hot stud
Nerds: Yeah!
Nerd 3: So are we!
Leela: I'm a woman if that's what you mean. I don't like to play games so I'll just say I'm a cyclops,
I'm a spaceship captain, I'm the only one of my species and I'm interested in meeting a man
Nerd 4: A woman... I'm scared
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: March 19, 2000
WRITTEN BY: Eric Kaplan
DIRECTED BY: Susan Dietter
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A CLONE OF MY OWN
Coming Soon To An Illegal DVD |
02ACV10
S02E15 |

Farnsworth activated his clone named Cubert after his 150th birthday party, because he had thoughts about his
life. Cubert was supposed to be the Professor's substitute when he died, but Cubert decided not to be a
scientist because it was worthless. The Professor was sad and he was taken by the Sunset Squad and into the
Near-Death Star because he was actually 160 years old. The crew and Cubert go there to rescue him and when
they were going to be caught because the ship didn't start, Cubert realized the way the engines work, saved
the crew and decided to follow his dad steps.
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QUOTE:
(the crew watching the Professor's message)
Professor: I know you're all really upset. Especially Bender.
Bender: Well, life goes on... except for you! Hahahaha!
Professor: I'm sure Bender has just made a cutting remark, but he doesn't know I taped over his
soap operas to record this message
Bender: You bastard!
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: April 9, 2000
WRITTEN BY: Patric M. Verrone
DIRECTED BY: Rich Moore
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HOW HERMES REQUISITIONED HIS GROOVE BACK
As Foretold by Nostradamus |
02ACV11
S02E14 |

After Hermes office was destroyed in a poker night at the Planet Express building, Hermes tried to suicide and
he is later assigned to extended vacation. The new bureaucrat named Morgan Proctor is now in charge but she
liked Fry because of his filthy habits. One night Bender saw them and Proctor took Bender's memory and sent it
in an air tube to the Central Bureaucracy. The planet Express crew goes there to find Bender's memory but the
pile of tubes was so big that it was impossible to find it. Suddenly Hermes appeared and organized everything,
found Bender's memory and Proctor went to jail because Hermes found an old inform that she only sealed four
times.
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QUOTE:
Professor: Well, it looks like I'll need my heroic bureaucrat back. At severely reduced pay of course
Fry: What about me? Can I come back at severely reduced pay?
Hermes: You got it, mon. In fact, severely reduced pay all around!
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: April 2, 2000
WRITTEN BY: Bill Odenkirk
DIRECTED BY: Mark Ervin
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THE DEEP SOUTH
A Stern Warning of things to Come |
02ACV12
S02E16 |

When the Planet Express crew gets a mandatory fishing license, Bender made a giant fish hook and they are pulled
under the ocean. Over there Fry saw a Merdmaid but no one believed him. That beautiful Mermaid was named Umbriel and
Fry fell in love whit her. All the crew met her and all the civilization of Mermen and Mermaids from the lost
city of Atlanta. Fry decided to stay there and marry Umbriel. When he found out that they were unable to have sex,
Fry escaped before the crew abandon him down there.
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QUOTE:
Professor: My God! That's over 150 atmospheres of pressure!
Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Professor: Well... it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: April 16, 2000
WRITTEN BY: J. Stewart Burns
DIRECTED BY: Bret Haaland
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BENDER GETS MADE
SIMULTCAST ON CRAZY PEOPLE'S FEELINGS |
02ACV13
S02E17 |

Elzar from the TV show "The Essence of Elzar" accidentally blinds Leela wit a condiment. To apologize with her,
Elzar invite the crew to eat at his restaurant but charging them the bill. To pay for this, Bender decided to
work for Elzar and there's where he met the Robot Mafia that he later joined. They were going to heist a some
Zuban Cigar from the Planet Express ship and Bloto (aka Bender) saved the crew because said to the Robot Mafia
that he was going finish the job (burn the ship and the crew).
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QUOTE:
Bender: Well, I'm off to work at the restaurant. One of you will have to fill in for me while I'm gone
Professor: Better yet, I'll Build someone to fill in for you! Some kind of gamma powered mechanical
moster!! With freeway onramps for arms and a heart more black than coal!!
Bender: Well, if that new guy can't handle things, give me a call
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: April 30, 2000
WRITTEN BY: Eric Horsted
DIRECTED BY: Peter Avanzino
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MOTHER'S DAY
LARVA-TESTED PUPA-APPROVED |
02ACV14
S02E19 |

In Mother's day, all the robots gave presents to Mom, owner of the Mom's Friendly Robot Company. She programmed
the robots to take over the world. When everything was a chaos without technology, Mom's sons, Walt, Larry and
Igner went to Planet Express and asked to the Professor to get back with Mom, the person he loved seventy years
ago, and take Mom's remote control, hidden in her bra. Finally they slept together and the crew stopped the
robots to destroy the world.
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QUOTE:
Greeting Card: Come, comrade Bender, we must take to the streets!
Bender: Umm... is this the boring, peaceful kind of take to the streets?
Greeting Card: No, the kind with looting, and maybe starting a few fires!
Bender: Yes! In your face Gandhi!
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: May 14, 2000
WRITTEN BY: Lewis Morton
DIRECTED BY: Brian Sheesley
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THE PROBLEM WITH POPPLERS
FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY |
02ACV15
S02E18 |

When the Planet Express crew found out that they had no food on the ship, they went to an uninhabited planet
and Leela discovered and ate a delicious food that was later called popplers. Then the crew started to sell
it as a snack and they went back to that planet for more but then Leela discovers that a poppler is actually a
living creature. Suddenly, the Omicronians invaded Earth because humans were eating their babies. As revenge,
instead of eat 198 billion humans they decided to eat the first person that ate their babies, Leela.
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QUOTE:
Lrrr: We demand one human for each omicronian that was eaten!
Zapp: Fair enough... (to Kif) how many is that?
Kif: 198 billion, sir
Lrrr: Very well. You will provide us with 198 billion humans... and, uh... small fries
Ndunda: Lrrr!!
Lrrr: Oh, all right! Cottage cheese
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: May 7, 2000
WRITTEN BY: Darin Henry & Patric M. Verron
DIRECTED BY: Gregg Vanzo & Chris Suave
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ANTHOLOGY OF INTEREST I
Painstakingly drawn before a live audience |
02ACV16
S02E20 |

The professor invented the the What if machine, a device that creates a video-simulated answer when you
asked a question. The first story is about what if Bender was 500 feet tall, went to Earth, made Fry his
friend and tried to destroy NNYC but he's stopped by a giant Dr. Zoidberg that killed him. The second it's
about Leela being more impulsive, she ends killing the Professor to get his heritage, and she also killed all
the crew except Fry, because she had another plans for him. The third history it's about if Fry never went to
the future, with the help of Al Gore, Stephen Hawking, Nichelle Nichols and Gary Gygax, Fry ends destroying
the universe as we know it.
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QUOTE:
(With Bender and Zoidberg as giant monsters in NNY)
Bender: Hey! I called this city. Quit touching my stuff!
Zoidberg: Tell it to claw
Bender: Bite my colossal metal ass!
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: May 21, 2000
WRITTEN BY: Eric Rogers | Ken Keeler | David X. Cohen
DIRECTED BY: Rich Moore & Chris Louden
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WAR IS THE H-WORD
Touch eyeballs to screen for cheap Laser Surgery |
02ACV17
S03E02 |

War is declared when Fry and Bender recently joined the Earth Army to get the soldier's discount. Earth when to
war against some bouncing balls from a worthless planet. In battle Bender saved everyone becoming a hero but
he was repaired adding him a bomb that was activated when he said his most used word "ass", but he didn't knew
about it. Leela joined the only men army, disguised as a male soldier named Lee Lemon. With Leela and Fry's help
they went to save Bender by don't allowing him to say that word.
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Fry: Ok, I have to bring down that gate, beat up those three guards, steal that chopper and rescue
Bender.
(Leela does everything Fry said dressed as Lee Leemon)
Fry: Hey, I did it... Wait, that's not me!
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: November 26, 2000
WRITTEN BY: Eric Horsted
DIRECTED BY: Ron Hughart
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THE HONKING
Smeel-o-Vision users insert Nostril Tubes now |
02ACV18
S03E01 |

When Bender's uncle Vladimir died he leaved him a castle. Bender and the Planet Express crew had to stay one night
in it but he gets freaked out by some robot ghosts and ran to the moors, where he was crashed by a strange
car. After finding out that he was infected by a virus that converted him into a car, Bender was afraid
to kill his dearest friend, Fry. The crew decided to find the original Werecar and they tracked the robots
infected with the virus until they found it. They went to Paris and they destroyed to Original Werecar called
Project Satan that revealed the cure of the virus.
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Bender: Aw! That painting, their eyes are watching me
Professor: Mmm, it has motorized sensors attached to motion detectors
Bender: So does my butt! but I don't frame it and put it on the wall... although?
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: November 5, 2000
WRITTEN BY: Ken Keeler
DIRECTED BY: Susan Dietter
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THE CRYONIC WOMAN
Not a Substitute for Human Interaction |
02ACV19
S03E03 |

The crew lost their jobs because Fry and Bender destroyed the Planet Express building with the ship. Leela had
the old career chips but she mixed up her and Fry's chips. Fry now works at The Cryogenics Laboratory and
found frozen his old girlfriend Michelle. She couldn't handle the Future and she froze with fry for another
thousand years. When they woke up they were in a doomed Earth with no life but a gang of kids. Later Fry
found out, thanks to the crew, that he was accually in Los Angeles and the worst of all, Michelle dumped him
once again.
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Professor: You've gone to far this time. All three of you!
Leela: What did I do?
Professor: You left the keys in the ignition! I mean look at those two... wasn't it obvious what
would happen!
Fry: Yeah Leela!
Bender: We're all very disappointed in you
ORIGINAL AIRDATE: December 3, 2000
WRITTEN BY: J. Stewart Burns
DIRECTED BY: Mark Ervin
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