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If you want some essential information about each episode, you'll find it here. This Futurama Episode Guide can be seen by Production and by Broadcast Season. Each Episode includes the title, broadcast and production coding, small caption, a detailed description, air date, writers and directors and a fun quote. You can also go to extra related stuff of each episode if available. The Broadcast Season order is based in the Episode Original Airdate.

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THE HONKING
Smeel-o-Vision users insert Nostril Tubes now
S03E01
02ACV18
When Bender's uncle Vladimir died he leaved him a castle. Bender and the Planet Express crew had to stay one night in it but he gets freaked out by some robot ghosts and ran to the moors, where he was crashed by a strange car. After finding out that he was infected by a virus that converted him into a car, Bender was afraid to kill his dearest friend, Fry. The crew decided to find the original Werecar and they tracked the robots infected with the virus until they found it. They went to Paris and they destroyed to Original Werecar called Project Satan that revealed the cure of the virus.

QUOTE:
    Bender: Aw! That painting, their eyes are watching me
    Professor: Mmm, it has motorized sensors attached to motion detectors
    Bender: So does my butt! but I don't frame it and put it on the wall... although?

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: November 5, 2000
WRITTEN BY: Ken Keeler
DIRECTED BY: Susan Dietter

WAR IS THE H-WORD
Touch eyeballs to screen for cheap Laser Surgery
S03E02
02ACV17
War is declared when Fry and Bender recently joined the Earth Army to get the soldier's discount. Earth when to war against some bouncing balls from a worthless planet. In battle Bender saved everyone becoming a hero but he was repaired adding him a bomb that was activated when he said his most used word "ass", but he didn't knew about it. Leela joined the only men army, disguised as a male soldier named Lee Lemon. With Leela and Fry's help they went to save Bender by don't allowing him to say that word.

QUOTE:
    Fry: Ok, I have to bring down that gate, beat up those three guards, steal that chopper and rescue Bender.
    (Leela does everything Fry said dressed as Lee Leemon)
    Fry: Hey, I did it... Wait, that's not me!

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: November 26, 2000
WRITTEN BY: Eric Horsted
DIRECTED BY: Ron Hughart

THE CRYONIC WOMAN
Not a Substitute for Human Interaction
S03E03
02ACV19
The crew lost their jobs because Fry and Bender destroyed the Planet Express building with the ship. Leela had the old career chips but she mixed up her and Fry's chips. Fry now works at The Cryogenics Laboratory and found frozen his old girlfriend Michelle. She couldn't handle the Future and she froze with fry for another thousand years. When they woke up they were in a doomed Earth with no life but a gang of kids. Later Fry found out, thanks to the crew, that he was accually in Los Angeles and the worst of all, Michelle dumped him once again.

QUOTE:
    Professor: You've gone to far this time. All three of you!
    Leela: What did I do?
    Professor: You left the keys in the ignition! I mean look at those two... wasn't it obvious what would happen!
    Fry: Yeah Leela!
    Bender: We're all very disappointed in you

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: December 3, 2000
WRITTEN BY: J. Stewart Burns
DIRECTED BY: Mark Ervin

PARASITES LOST
IF NOT ENTERTAINING WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN
S03E04
03ACV02
After Fry ate a filthy egg salad sandwich, some intelligent parasites set up in his body. Fry started to behave smarter and he was stronger. All the crew but Leela when inside Fry like minirobots to expel the parasites but Leela started to fell in love for the new Fry and she destroyed the crew minirobots. Fry realized that Leela loved him because of the parasites and he decided to expel them by himself, the parasites abandoned his body but then Leela stopped feeling the same for him.

QUOTE:
    Bender: Yo, old guy! Why do we have to use those tiny microdroids. Can't you just shrink us?
    Proffesor: Oh my! No. That would require extremely tiny atoms, and have you priced those lately? I'm not made of money. Leave me alone!

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: January 21, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Eric Kaplan
DIRECTED BY: Peter Avanzino

AMAZON WOMEN IN THE MOOD
Secreted by the Comedy Bee
S03E05
03ACV01
After Zapp realized that Kif fell in love for Amy, and that she knew Leela, Zapp asked for a double date that Leela accepted just because Amy was interested in Kif. Zapp takes control of a restaurant that ended in a planet ruled by the Amazon Women. Fry and Bender go rescue them but they were captured like the others. The Amazons leader was a femputer that decided the death of the men by Snu Snu. While Amy trid to save Kif, Bender discovered that the femputer was just a fembot and he convinced her to release Fry, Zapp and kif.

QUOTE:
    Amazon 1: Women go free. Men stay in chains
    Amazon 2: We take them to our leader... she know what do!
    Fry: (mocking sound) A female leader...
    Leela: Fry, shut up!
    Fry: Yes captain

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: February 4, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Lewis Morton
DIRECTED BY: Brian Sheesley

BENDLESS LOVE
TORN FROM TOMORROW'S HEADLINES
S03E06
03ACV06
After the ship crashed 'cause of a sabotaged L-unit. The crew found out that a lot of stuff was bended, including the Professor. Since Bender was guilty of all this, he went to satiate his bending lust in a bending factory where he met a sexy fembot named Angeline and Flexo, her ex-husband. Bender and Angeline fell in love but Bender later saw her with Flexo. Bender made a plan, dress like Flexo to see if Angeline still felt something. The robot mafia was mad because that "Flexo" was expending a lot of money and they tried to kill him with a unbendable gird that Bender bend and saved Flexo.

QUOTE:
    (After all the crew saw the sabotaged L-unit of the Planet Express ship)
    Fry: That doesn't look like and L at all... unless you count lower cases
    Bender: You know we don't! (and slaps Fry's face)

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: February 11, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Eric Horsted
DIRECTED BY: Swinton O. Scott Iii

THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STUPID
80% Entertainment By Volume
S03E07
03ACV07
When a race of giant brains attack the Earth and made every single person stupider, Leela's pet, Nibbler, saved her and went to the planet Eternium were she found out that Nibbler's race was actually the oldest civilization of the universe. They sent Leela back to contact Fry, because he was the only person immune to the brains telepathic attacks. Fry defeated the biggest brain and made the brains leave the planet for no reason.

QUOTE:
    (With Fry trying to think and hurt the biggest brain)
    Fry: Hey, thinking hurts him. Maybe I can think of a way to use that. Aha! Prepare to be thought at! Leela, give me a topic
    Leela: Duuh...
    Fry: Seriously, I can't think of anything!

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: February 18, 2001
WRITTEN BY: David X. Cohen & Jeff Westbrook
DIRECTED BY: Mark Ervin

THAT'S LOBSTERTAINMENT!
DECIPHERED FROM CROP CIRCLES
S03E08
03ACV08
Zoidberg biggest dream was to become a comedian. He called his uncle, Silent hologram star Harold Zoid. Harold convinced Zoidberg to make a new movie and with the help of Bender, that convinced Calculon to fund and be the protagonist of the movie promise him that he'd win an Oscar. In the Oscars ceremony, while Fry and Leela were stuck in a tar pit with the starship, Zoidberg decided to give the award to his uncle, that later gave it to Calculon because this last one was going to kill him.

QUOTE:
    Calculon: 400 categories and not a single nomination for me
    Zoidberg: But you won this Golden Globe
    Calculon: Piffle! That's the Emmy of movie awards! I told you I want an Oscar!!
    Bender: Then maybe you should act better
    Calculon: The Oscar isn't about acting. It's about earning the respect and admiration of the creative comunity
    Zoidberg: How about we rig the awards!
    Calculon: That's fine too

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: February 25, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Patric M. Verrone
DIRECTED BY: Bret Haaland

THE BIRDBOT OF ICE-CATRAZ
Now With Chucklein
S03E09
03ACV05
The crew has to tow an oil tanker but since it's going near to the Pluto natural reserve, Leela goes to protest instead of deliver the tanker. Bender became the captain but he crashed the ship and soiled all the reserve. Bender is condemned to clean the penguins of the reserve but he escapes and literally converts into a penguin. There was an overpopulation of penguins because of the oil and Penguins Unlimited decided to kill a lot of them. Leela found Bender and since the penguins started to attack everyone they were saved by Fry and with not Dr. Zoidberg.

QUOTE:
    Professor: Well Fry, or should I say captain Fry... no I shouldn't because Bender is the new captain
    Fry: Bender!
    Professor: That's right. Been a captain is about intuition and heart, a good captain can't have either one. That's why the cold and logical Bender it's perfect for the job.
    Bender: Well, I do think that human life is expendable.

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: March 4, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Dan Vebber
DIRECTED BY: James Purdum

THE LUCK OF THE FRYRISH
BROADCAST SIMULTANEOUSLY ONE YEAR IN FUTURE
S03E10
03ACV04
Fry was having only bad luck, so he and the crew went to the ruins of NY to find his 7 leaf clover that he hid from his brother Yancy in the past, so he couldn't have it. Fry searched the clover but since it wasn't there, Fry thought that his brother stole it and not only that but also his name, dreams and life. Fry decided to take the clover from his brother grave but right there, he found out that it was actually his Yancy's son, his nephew.

QUOTE:
    Bender: Who is that God-like figure?
    Fry: It's my brother Yancy! And there in his lapel... my seven-leaf clover! I knew he stole it
    Leela: Hold the phone. If that's Yancy then why does the inscription read Philip J. Fry?
    Fry: Wait a second? That's my name! Good Lord. He ditched his goofy name and stole mine!
    Bender: Apparently this brave adonis, this cadillac of men, was the first person on Mars
    Fry: First person on Mars? I should have been the first person on Mars! He stole my clover, he stole my name and he stole my life! (punches the statue) And now he broke my hand
    Bender: His legend lives on

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: March 11, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Ron Weiner
DIRECTED BY: Chris Louden

THE CYBER HOUSE RULES
PLEASE RISE FOR THE FUTURAMA THEME SONG
S03E11
03ACV09
Leela goes to her old orphanarium and she involves with an old partner, Adelai, that is now a plastic surgeon. He offers her to have two eyes and she accepted. Bender decides to adopt twelve kids to cash the government stipend for each one. Leela and Adelai were going out but when they decided to adopt a kid and Adelai didn't want to adopt a girl with a third hear, Leela dumped him but not before he left her with one eye again.

QUOTE:
    Bender: Sons, daughters, meet uncle Fry
    Fry: Hey, why are those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to your ass?
    Bender: No! it's called parenting. Come on dumpings! We've got twelve government stipends to collect

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: April 1, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Lewis Morton
DIRECTED BY: Susan Dietter

INSANE IN THE MAINFRAME
Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke
S03E12
03ACV11
Fry and Bender are sentenced to a Robot Insane Asylum. They were accused of Bank robbery, because if either of them testified against a robot named Roberto, the real thief, he will kill them. Inside the Asylum, while Bender had some fun, Fry was treated like any robot, so he later believed that he was actually one. Not enough with that, his new roommate results to be Roberto. They escaped and later Roberto tried to hurt the Planet Express but Fry tried to defend them, even when he wasn't a real robot.

QUOTE:
    Bender: Oh, someone had a busy day
    Fry: My roommate exploded! You've got to help me Bender. How can I prove I'm human?
    Bender: You could drop death. That'd show 'em!
    Fry: I don't wanna!!

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: April 8, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Bill Odenkirk
DIRECTED BY: Peter Avanzino

BENDIN' IN THE WIND
FEDERAL LAW PROHIBITS CHANGING THE CHANNEL
S03E13
03ACV13
After Fry and Bender found an old VW van, Bender's gets paralyzed but to cheer him up, Beck's head invited him to join his tour. Bender accepted to go and the crew follow them in the old VW van. He became a real inspiration for the damaged robots but in a charity concert in San Francisco, Bender realized that he wasn't really paralyzed...

QUOTE:
    Fry: Hey, mister! Mind if I take this old van?
    Sal: Sure. You wanna dump the corpses out of theres, it's yourses!
    Fry: Yeah yeah! I've gotten used cars before

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: April 22, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Eric Horsted
DIRECTED BY: Ron Hughart

TIME KEEPS ON SLIPPIN'
FOR PROPER VIEWING TAKE RED PILL NOW
S03E14
03ACV14
The Harlem Globetrotters challenged Earth to play a Basketball match. The Professor created a team of Mutant Humans players with the help of time particles called chronitons from the Tempus Nebula. In the middle of the game time jumped mysteriously because of the chronitons extraction. They tried to stop the time with the help of Globetrotter Bubblegum Tate, but it didn't work. Fry, not knowing how because the time jumped, won Leela's heart. An implosion in the Tempus Nebula stopped time skipping but it was to late when Fry found out what he did to conquer Leela.

QUOTE:
    Fry: Pssst, Leela! I've set up a timeproof shelter in the closet. There's only room for two, and you're the one I wanna share with
    Leela: Aww! That's so sweet, let me see...
    (A room with a bed, candles and some hippie stuff)
    Leela: How exactly will this protect us from time jumps?
    Fry: Because when we're together in here baby, time will stand still!
    (Time slips and Fry appears with a black eye)
    Fry: Ouu!

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: May 6, 2001
WRITTEN BY: Ken Keeler
DIRECTED BY: Chris Loudon

I DATED A ROBOT
No Humans were probed in the Making of this Episode
S03E15
03ACV15
The crew decided to take Fry to do everything that he wanted to do. One of those things was to date a celebrity. He downloaded a copy of Lucy Liu in a blank Robot. Since Fry was expending to much time with a robot, Leela, Bender and Zoidberg went to Nappster.com and they saved Lucy Liu's head because people was making illegal copies of her. The nerds owners of the company attacked them with an horde of assassins an sexy Liubots. The crew ran to a Cinema and found Fry with his copy of Lucy Liu. After a Popcorn attack the robots were destroyed in a fire.

QUOTE:
    Fry: You're cute!
    Liubot: You're cute!
    Fry: You!
    Liubot: You!
    Fry: You!
    Liubot: You!
    Fry: You!
    (...the crew watching horrified...)
    Professor: Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot. Well, that's love for you

ORIGINAL AIRDATE: May 13, 0200
WRITTEN BY: Eric Kaplan
DIRECTED BY: James Purdum

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