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So Easy A Cave Man Can Do It: Part 3
Author: Steven Gurman
Email: Ripcurlsufr96@aol.com
Website: Futurama Fan Forum
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Ext. Meteor Surface
Url is holding a gun at Bender and Leela. Fry is not there.
Url
Hold up your hands, don't move a muscle ahh yeah.
Bender
Ahhh crap
Fry is seen behind Url slowly walking behind him. Fry takes his hand around Url. Fry makes the motion around Url's neck like hes trying to snap it.Url turns around.
URL
Oh no baby that was a big mistake.
Leela
You idiot Robots don't have necks to break.
Url pulls out his Night stick and starts beating fry senseless.
BENDER
May I offer you a little bribe to let us get out of here.
URL
It depends baby how much you got.
Bender takes out a Duck Tape Wallet. He open it up. There is an I.D with Zoidbergs Face.Reading Dr.John Zoidberg. Bender looks through the wallet there nothing in there.
BENDER
(Mumbling under his breathe)
Stupid homeless crab.
Url turns around and starts beating Fry again.
LEELA
Quick into the ship.
Leela dives for a gun and starts shooting Bender and Leela run into the ship.The Ship takes off.
Fry
Guys?
Url is still shooting at the ship. The ship comes down and lowers it magnetized thingy from under the ship. Url gets pulled onto the magnet. The Ship Lowers to Fry could get on. Url starts sining Bob Dylan's Blowin' In The Wind.
Bender
Omg Url you wanted to become a folk singer too?
Bender Run to the Controls and bring the magnet back into the ship and turns off the magnet.
URL
Since i was a rom I always wanted to be a fol singer
BENDER
Me 2 and i thought I was the Only CHump who did.
URL
Me too
They Hug.
BENDER
What do you say in joining our little adventure.
URL
Oh I don't know.
BENDER
We can share our love for Folk SInging.
FRY
Gay
URL
Do you know what. Yeah I'd like that.
FRY
SuperGay
Int. Planet Express Driving Room
They are all sitting in separate chairs. Leela is driving the ship.
LEELA
So what are we going to do now that were on the run? Where are we going to go?
FRY
Planet Express I need to find out who I am!
URL
There no way in baby, we got the whole place surrounded.
BENDER
Oh I think theres one way in but well have to walk a ways.
Ext. Planet Express Ship
The Ship lands right next to a big Sewer Pipe in the middle of no where. Bender Breaks it open. Under the ship a platform comes down with hover boards everyone takes one.They board into the Sewer.
Int. Sewer
They are riding for a long time they finally come up to the Sewer Mutants Town. Dwayne comes up to them.
Dwayne
Hello upsiders, welcome to our city beneath the city.
LEELA
Yeah we know are my parents here Munda and Morris. I need to talk to them.
DWAYNE
Yeah just go to their house. They should be there.
Ext. Munda and Morris House
Leela Knocks on the Door and Munda and Morris answer.
Munda
Leela my baby, how are you?
LEELA
I'm fine mom.
Morris
What brings you down here to our humble abode.
LEELA
Do you know where the pipes are to that lead to planet express.
MUNDA
Why don't you just go up there your self?
LEELA
Because the whole Universe is after us and we made the whole Penguin Species extinct. Don't you guys have a T.V?
MUNDA
No your father hasn't been able to find a flushed antenna. Morris Get over here you need to show Leela the pipes that lead to the planet express.
LEELA
Are there any pipes where we can fit through?
MORRIS
I believe so, Right under the Planet Express Docking Bay there a gutter.
Int. Sewer Pipes
They walk for a while until they are under a a tunnel going upward there is a ladder going up at the top there is a light.
MORRIS
Well I think thats it.
LEELA
Thanks Dad I'll come down later for Trashmas.
They all start to walk upward toward the light.
MORRIS
Goodbye Leela.
Int. Planet Express Docking Bay.
The Gutter in the floor Flies open. Bender, Leela, Fry, and Url jump out. Standing right there are clones of all of them except Url.
Bender Clone
Hello Chumps
Professor walks in.
PROFESSOR
Good News Everyone I have a plan to get rid of all of your charges.
FRY
How are you going to do that?
PROFESSOR
Well you are all going to fake your deaths.
LEELA
How are we going to do that?
PROFESSOR
(Screaming)
CLONES!
Clone Fry, Bender, and Zoidberg walk in. Professor pulls out guns.
PROFESSOR
Here take these guns and go out there and shoot at the Police don't stop until your all dead.
The Clones all walk out of the Room. Loud Shot are fired you can hear Clone Fry Screaming Bloody Murder.
FRY
Man I could of had a clone of my own. You know how much fun stuff we could have done together.
BENDER
No
FRY
Tons of stuff thats what.
PROFESSOR
Too late for that Fry they are all dead.
Int.Planet Express Meeting Room
Zoidberg and Zoidberg Clone are sitting at the meeting room.
Zoidberg
So do you work out you look pretty buff.
ZOIDBERG CLONE
Yeah with my personal trainer every week.
Bam a shot fly and hits Clone Zoidberg
PROFESSOR
Well that takes care of our Clone infestation.
ZOIDBERG
Oh no, we were about to trade reps.
PROFESSOR
Reps Kiss my ass. Do you even have a home?
ZOIDBERG
Professor you can't be serious.... Oh no i don't, I live where ever the wind takes me.
PROFESSOR
That's besides the point that your a homeless piece of garbage that doesn't deserve the right to live with the normal humans and not the Sewer Mutants.
Everyone else walks into the Room. Professor turns on the T.v to see Linda and Morbo.
Morbo
Today the Penguin Killers were found and Viciously killed here's some footage we were able to obtain.
Leela, Bender and Fry are all holding guns the police start shooting at them. There are murdurous screams and All of the Clones are being shot in slow motion.
MORBO
Morbo think that effect added a humorous side to these humans deaths.
INT. Planet Express Meeting Room
PROFESSOR
Good News everyone you are now legally dead. Now I have already bought you 3 new identities.
Hands them all Birth Certificates and Id's.
PROFESSOR
Fry your name has been changed to Flat Kay Hamburger.
FRY
That is the awesomest name ever.
PROFESSOR
Leela your name has been changed to Leela Turanga pretty Creative Huh.
LEELA
Great for Giving me the second dumbest name besides Zoidberg.
PROFESSOR
And Bender your Serial Number has been changed to 11001110001001.
BENDER
Are you kidding me?
PROFESSOR
Oh and by the way I have done some studies and am almost done determining who0 the frozen you was.
INT. PLANET EXPRESS Random Room
There is this Big Machine. Professor Types something into the machine.
PROFESSOR
This machine examines the blood and goes throught the universes Database. When it is done it will be able to determine everything about him but first we must unfreeze him.
Professor hits a button and a giant metal prong picks up the Frozen Fry and Puts it in a See through Tank Hair dryers come out and melt the Ice around the Frozen Fry.
Announcer
Will There be a part 5? Will they ever Fucking answer any question? Only you can find out in So Easy A Cave MAn Can Do IT Part 4
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