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Futurama: Behind The Scenes
Author: Leela's Loyal Slave
(We zoom in to a head-in-a-jar)
Drew Carey’s Head: Hi, I’m Drew Carey’s Head! And welcome to a special behind the scenes look at “Futurama”. As you know, “Futurama” is being renewed by Comedy Central this summer. You may notice a few severe changes to your favorite Sci-Fi Sitcom starring those misfit gang of freaks. But don’t worry. It’s nothing intentional; it’s just what they were told…
Director: OK, That’s a wrap! Take 5, people!
Fry: (Takes a deep sigh) Man, that scene had me BEAT! I thought we were do for another take.
Leela: Maybe some dinner will make you feel better, pumpkin-pants.
Fry (Blushing): Leela, not on the set. The camera’s could still be rolling.
Leela: (Holding Fry close) Let ‘em roll.
(As Leela and Fry proceed making out, Bender walks in)
Bender: Oh, get a room you two!
Fry: Done and Done!
(Back in Downtown ToonTown, where Fry and Leela share a humble, little apartment, Fry and Leela are greeted by Nibbler and their son, Phineas F. Fry)
Fry: Hey there, sport! How goes the show with you and your buddy over at Disney?
Phineas: Irritating. We got a kazillion new episodes and The Mouse won’t air one until the summer starts.
Fry: Ah, don’t worry, champ. It’s a heavy burden being the only good show left on the network.
Phineas: How would you know?
Fry: How would I know? Prehaps you missed out, kiddo! Without me, your mother and our pals on the set of “Futurama”, Comedy Central would be nothing!
Phineas: But what about “Drawn Together”?
Fry: …No further questions needed. (To Leela) So what’s this special dinner you’ve going on and on about, Leela?
Leela: I thought you’d never ask. It’s your favorite!
Fry: (GASP) You don’t mean…
Leela: Yup, Anchovy Pizza! Dig in!
Fry: Don’t mind if I do…(Eats every last slice within 55 seconds) Man, am I glad we just act like these things are extinct on the set!
Phineas: What about the rest of us, Mom?
Leela: Well, I thought I had Turkey in the oven…
(Over to Nibbler, who devours the entire Turkey)
Leela: …OK, who wants some KFC?
(Later that night, Fry and Leela, after wishing Phineas good-night, step into their room)
Fry: Aaah…What A Day…I am BEAT…
Leela: I here ya…But y’know what? Everyday’s an adventure!
Fry: You mean by the fact we use actual weaponry and thousands of stunt doubles who get killed and/or injured daily?
Leela: …Well, there’s that…But otherwise…I’m married to the handsomest man in the world…
Fry: Aawww, Leela…
(After a long 5-second silence, Fry finally says something)
Fry: Funny thing is, we never thought it’d come to this from the day we met…
(Flashback into Futurama’s Pilot Episode Rehearsal, where Fry and Leela are arguing)
Fry’s Voiceover: Yes, believe it or not, we actually got off to a rocky start, almost as if our show was a reality…
Flashback Fry: You call that acting?! I’ve a better performance in “A Bug’s Life on Ice”
Flashback Leela: Oh, sure, blame me! You do realize I’m reading a script with ONE EYE!!
Leela’s Voiceover: Yeah, those were the days…Of course by time Season 2 kicked off, we grew more tolerable of each other…
Director: OK, “I Second That Emotion”, Take 3. And…ACTION!
Flashback Fry: Leela, you’re feelings for Nibbler are being transmitted to Bender! If you really care about him, STOP CARING ABOUT HIM!
Flashback Leela: I can’t! I love every living creature!
Flashback Fry: Even Me?
Flashback Leela: As a Friend…
Flashback Fry: Damn…
Director: OK, Cut. Good Job, Fry. We’ll use that for now.
Flashback Leela: I didn’t REALLY hurt your feelings, did I?
Flashback Fry: Nah, don’t worry. I like you as friend, too.
Fry’s Voiceover: And then came Season 3, where things got so intense, they actually wanted to shoot an episode on our Wedding Day…
Leela’s Voiceover: Oh, I remember that…“Time Keeps On Slippin”…
Flashback Fry: (Gagging on the bouquet)
Director: Cut and Print.
Flashback Leela: There! You got your scene! NOW can we go on our honeymoon?
Director: Sorry, Leela. We still need a few more scenes shot with you in the wedding attire…
Flashback Leela: UUUGGH!!
(The flashbacks end, cutting back to Leela and Fry in their Bedroom)
Fry: And…Well, here we are…A beautiful life together…A wonderful child actor of a son...And adoring fans waiting to learn the truth about us…
Leela: Indeed…Good Night…Apple of my eye…
Fry: Good Night…My lovely lady…
(And with a flick of the lights, Fry and Leela nod off to sleep together)
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